What On Earth? (ePub)
'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' Independent
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The much-needed manifesto by the Sanest Politician in the Entire Cosmos, from capping the price of croissants at £1 to taking over Downing Street.
'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' Independent
Greetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and three-time British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Britain.
It's not that I want to do this - you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state. And of all its messed-up nations, the British are particularly deranged.
In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency.
I also provide an alien's-visor-view of your past, so that you can learn from past mistakes. This isn't the first potted history of Britain ever to be committed to print, but I can guarantee that compared to any others, mine will be the most accurate. If anyone cares to argue about that, which one of us has had access to a time machine?
So settle down, grab a beverage, and let's make your planet Count.
'Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin' Rory Stewart
'Count Binface is out of this world' Emily Maitlis
- Autor: Count Binface
- 2022, Englisch
- Verlag: Quercus
- ISBN-10: 1529421667
- ISBN-13: 9781529421668
- Erscheinungsdatum: 06.10.2022
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- Dateiformat: ePub
- Größe: 2.85 MB
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